Don’t get me started on the pronunciation of this month. Feb-BRuary and Feb-Uary are two very different pronunciations. One sounds like a frat-bro joke about a month-long binder, which is also the correct pronunciation, while the other sounds like gibberish. Regardless of your particular persuasion, why is this the only month with multiple pronunciations? No one skips the p in September. Let’s discuss something productive about the month of February.
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